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'EY! BLINKIN! - Did you say "Abe Lincoln?"




CAFFEINE!!! - YEAH BABY!!!




INDIVIDUALITY VS CONFORMITY -


TAGS: individuality conformity childhood loner lonliness
Rating: 4.93/5

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MashiMashi - September 19, 2012, 1:07 pm
It's bette to be BATMAN!!


TEENAGE DAUGHTER -


TAGS: girls teen fatherhood attitude parenting
Rating: 4.87/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 10:00 pm
Pretty d*** funny
Reality Lord - February 5, 2012, 7:24 am

awesome
oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:32 pm
moove get out the way move
agdaniele - February 23, 2011, 5:55 pm
And young guys today think it's hard to make a girlfriend out of one... they have no idea.
culos - February 23, 2011, 2:05 pm
You're sooooooooooo right, Mine's is 15 and sweet! (She made me say that...)


A HAPPY CHILDHOOD - ... The Worst Possible Preparation For Life ...


TAGS: happy childhood worst preparation teddy
Rating: 4.75/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:44 pm
good work. a nice childhood isn't a good preparation for life either. in fact, no kind of childhood is a good preparation for life.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:40 pm
allow me to reword... from my experience and from what I see around me, it seem to be true ;)
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 5:25 pm
Not quite sure of context (the poster or me or even the word "you") but thanks any way :)
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:05 pm
5L from me... because you seem to be right.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 2:58 pm
I guess I can make this a bit more awkward if I said he can never return no matter how much I want him to... BUT it's all cool; he'd probably pissed if he could ... :)
Verdeckt - January 23, 2012, 2:45 pm
5 wait til your father gets homes


GOOD OL' DAYS -


TAGS: tricycle tag hide and seek childhood fun
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 4, 2010, 7:14 pm
Excellent poster Aggy. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:46 am
Gold! 5L
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:42 am
Heh, heh. You funny guy.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Would've been eight hours had your KY not dried up.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Let me guess... you found a peep hole?
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:39 am
Awww shucks, I only had 5 hours on the roof of a dive Mexican dance bar.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:36 am
10 fukkin hours today!
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:35 am
You've been out diggin' ditches today, haven't you?
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:34 am
Alaska?
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:25 am
You obviously didn't grow up in the Valley of the Neverending Sun.


BEST FRIENDS -


TAGS: cjildhood
Rating: 4.91/5

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maoworks2 - March 19, 2012, 7:58 am
Nice Pic !


CHILDHOOD MEMORIES -


TAGS: childhood games fun money priceless
Rating: 4.97/5

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LiquidAngel - December 27, 2011, 12:47 am
So very true.


MEMORIES -


TAGS: childhood innocence naive love hate
Rating: 4.91/5

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crankyhead - December 7, 2010, 9:29 pm
bump
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 1:50 pm
That'll help explain why you like your coffee black?
rerun - October 3, 2010, 12:04 pm

this one is being printed on quality paper, put in a frame & on the wall at work.
AdmiralAckbar - September 29, 2010, 12:55 am
oh my god, thank you
autumnspirit - September 29, 2010, 12:51 am
Beautiful!
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am
This one should be printed and sent to every political leader in the world!


MEDICINE - Seems like you have a major case of being a punk I'm prescribing a heavy dose of man the hell up.


TAGS: medicine manhood
Rating: 4.12/5


CHILDHOOD - When you didn't have to be drunk to make stupid decisions.




THE DAY MY CHILDHOOD DIED -


TAGS: childhood death age car adult
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bob85

Cyberhagen - May 28, 2011, 12:07 pm
So true!
Master - May 28, 2011, 10:06 am
Got it in one!
ShadowSerpent - May 27, 2011, 12:59 pm
Oh man, I love this one. 5 crying adults. Never grow up, never surrender!
forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:06 am
very nice! 5


FIRST WORLD POVERTY -


TAGS: tough childhood
Rating: 4.48/5

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GaryO - April 13, 2012, 8:34 pm
I always pour for the lady with the jug. Now if Gas chimes in stating she has more than twenty digits, I’ll need to make a run to the liquor store….. or I’ll end up blubbering my guts out in the shower…..
lgvernon - April 13, 2012, 8:24 pm

~~~I have brown liquor~~~just don't mistake me for a dude, DUUDDDE~~~
mariand - April 13, 2012, 7:48 pm
OK, guys...check out the forum... Gary, there were times when I've asked myself, why you're so careful?...lol
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yes, or at least participation in the forum thread "I like to know who I'm talking to" made by Porcelina... nudge nudge... Mariand... take note XD No worries, I'll double up and bring 2 for us both... d***
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:54 pm
Yeah, I’m thinkin’ one of those gender thingies would be quite handy ‘bout now…or a few months back….I’m too afraid to search back thru my comments on Mariand’s posters…..need another sh** M0rd? If so, get me one while yer up.
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 6:41 pm
Gary, I'm right there with you, I'm on my way now, pour me a glass so long... Chrissake... Mariand... I am so sorry for thinking you were a female as well...
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:18 pm
Yeah, that might be good…..at least to defuse this Crying Game thing that has taken possession of my frontal lobe…assumptions can be so d***ing at times….sorry pard, total misread
mariand - April 13, 2012, 6:10 pm
hahaha... I think it's time to show my face... or to send a PM to Gary
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 5:06 pm
Ahem, well now...make that thank you LADDIE.....I need a drink, NOW
Hawamleh - April 13, 2012, 4:48 pm
he's a dude bro...
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:46 am
Thank you, fine Lady
mariand - April 13, 2012, 3:35 am
well done Gary


STORY OF YOUR LIFE -




SOME THINGS -


TAGS: childhood imagination to infinity sunwolf
Rating: 4.93/5

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Reality Lord - May 19, 2011, 7:44 am

awesome...fav'd. my fav collection is basically the AM collection...p'ffft
Greeny - May 19, 2011, 6:06 am
I beg to differ; while I didn't really have a costume to go with my wings,they did allow me to fly... just not very horizontally.
MPsniper - May 19, 2011, 5:07 am
stupid humans: WARNING, costume does not allow you to really fly.
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:21 am
I never had one ;(
Greeny - May 18, 2011, 9:13 pm
I did that once - how true it is
spacedog - May 18, 2011, 7:57 pm
Excellent. 5L Airman


CHILDHOOD - You have a new PC, X-Box, TV, games and you're bored We have a new Ball and having the time of our lives


TAGS: tough childhood
Rating: 4.68/5

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TheSanityInspector - June 25, 2013, 3:41 pm
On the other hand, Minesweeper isn't a computer game for him.
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 10:14 pm
Thanks, much appreciated
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 10:02 pm
OOOH, yeah. 5core!


BEYBLADE -


TAGS: childhood wasted beyblade rip one
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:53 am
LOL! 5L - I think the sit-n-spin killed too many braincells already!


THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...


TAGS: the skittles touch king midas touch losing your manhood to the skittles curse
Rating: 2.3/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:31 pm
"Get on your knees and taste the rainbow" What he has there is the ultimate powers of recycling...he doesn't need to use the bathroom.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:40 am
Upgrade to LMAO!
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 1:39 am
d***it, that actually makes sense.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:37 am
LOL
boeweizer - January 12, 2010, 1:36 am
just make some gloves out of mashed skittles


INSTINCT -


TAGS: childhood marriage stupidity is learned
Rating: 4.97/5

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boeweizer - October 31, 2010, 8:20 am
fools gold with cubic zirconium, good enough 4 me
AdmiralAckbar - October 29, 2010, 10:51 pm
amen brother
rerun - October 29, 2010, 9:40 pm

gold, the 24 karat kind, none of that fools gold crap.
hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:11 am
ahh yes..., the wisdom of youth...
GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:38 am
heed the instinct, it's there for a reason. 5L


HEREOS -


TAGS: childhood hero big brother your mom
Rating: 4.89/5

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spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:25 pm
Beautiful. Nice to see you make some more posters RL. 5L
Airman - June 13, 2011, 11:45 am
very nice
Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:55 pm
Sweet.. Fav'd


REALITY -


TAGS: childhood dreams reality ugly hammy
Rating: 4.61/5

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Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:57 pm
Nah My saying Goes More Like "Sobriety, Not even Once"
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:31 pm

meth...not even once.


REALITY -


TAGS: cabinet childhood hide
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - June 18, 2012, 10:24 pm
Sure, send them right over :)
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 10:16 pm
Smokin'! Say, you wouldn't have one of those cabinets, would you? I know a few people who wouldn't be missed.


KEEPING IT REAL - BRINGING THE HOOD TO THE WHITE HOUSE


TAGS: hood obama
Rating: 2/5

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Bob D. Sailor - December 3, 2009, 9:04 pm
In my opinion... Ghetto Fail!


FORMATIVE -




PAIN -


TAGS: childhood adult
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Sho

steve1961 - July 18, 2012, 8:15 pm
Gawd...some days when I hear someone take some things way too literally or seriously, I just want to chuck their hypersensitive feelings into a woodchipper...
Chrysophase2003 - July 18, 2012, 3:04 pm
Tell that to the children of abusive parents and see if they think it's necessary.
Sho - July 17, 2012, 12:32 pm
Lmao
spacedog - July 17, 2012, 11:47 am
What the? I became a guest for a minute there. LOL.
- July 17, 2012, 11:45 am
No problem Sho, and well done.
Sho - July 17, 2012, 12:01 am
A thank you goes to Spacedog for sharing this awesome pic


IN MY DREAMS -


TAGS: calendar childhood fears basement light
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 9:47 am
Back In The 50's We Had A Basement Like That !
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:29 pm
not sure if I'll be able myself now with that image in my head.. ewwwww
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:17 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:16 pm
lol, no! with the basement! xD
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:11 pm
thx Greeny
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:10 pm
haha..that's what happens when you're not a native speaker. thx :) actually it was one of my recurrent nightmares as a child
Greeny - March 1, 2012, 9:06 pm
nice one gas
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)


OF COURSE YOU DID IT - You're an only child


TAGS: apes childhood parenting humor
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - January 8, 2012, 12:52 am

Thanks for the suggestion, but I have no idea what you're referring to. I am a total goober at this, just having a good time.
the1stCOMMI3 - January 8, 2012, 12:50 am
Try wigflip next time, it'll make it look better


MOTHERS -


TAGS: motherhood mommy dearest insanity who s kids are these
Rating: 4.33/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 1, 2011, 7:43 pm
Many thanks for that FanV.
FanVariety - July 1, 2011, 7:02 pm
nice lol a lot less demented than the picture makes it seem :) i like it
rerun - October 4, 2010, 10:13 pm

actually, we are talking about roasting one of our own...literally
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 10:00 pm
No offense guys, but men are all the same. Always talking about yourselves. I was actually never one for the full women's lib, but this site certainly pushes me more towards it (lol OR OLO).
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:53 pm

hickory smoked....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:34 pm
...grilled medium rare with A1 steak sauce.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:29 pm
ICE loves me.....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:17 pm
It's not random you big hairy beast. And you can stop sending me those pics of you in a speedo. (Aggy gets jealous)
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:16 pm

nope, I think it may be wishful thinking on your part
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:10 pm
Anyone else notice that whenever ICE takes a random sh** at someone It's me?......I think he's trying to virtually "pull my pigtails"....ghey ICE..very Ghey.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 8:44 pm

well, after the last batch of "women" proved to be men.....we no longer speculate.
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:40 pm
not a lot of Mommies, got a lot of Mutha's, but not many mommies
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 8:37 pm
Well I don't scare easily.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 12:10 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooo keeps scaring them off.
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 11:59 am
I suppose there's not alot of mommies on this site, eh?


CHILDHOOD ON TV -




THE BIG PICTURE -




PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planned parenthood
Rating: 4.79/5

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Airman - October 17, 2012, 12:47 pm
thanks, nice way to start the day!
Haarakkon - October 17, 2012, 4:33 am
Wow! You've still got it, Airman. Indeed, I think you've never lost it.


THE TIME OF MY LIFE -




SOME FRIENDS -


TAGS: it s like veggies humor only i had a good childhood
Rating: 4.36/5

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MO - January 13, 2010, 12:24 pm
RDSLMAO!! Thank jeebus I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
BoneCD - January 13, 2010, 7:29 am
Thanks Goat...appreciate that.
The Goat - January 13, 2010, 3:16 am
This has got to be the best of 2010 so far!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:50 pm
Thanks guys
spacedog - January 12, 2010, 10:38 pm
Wicked and excellent Bone, 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
Amsome, another great one Bone!


RED RIDING HOOD -




HOOD MOUNTED MACHINE GUNS -




COURAGE -


TAGS: nospiderswereharmedduringyourfeebleattempttoproveyourmanhood
Rating: 3.35/5

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Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:50 am
True story here. My neighbor had a 10 year old son, who literally broke down into tears and screaming / crying hysterically due to a tiny spider and his dad laughed and said "You're like a million times bigger then it! Pansy."
erock - February 5, 2010, 3:08 pm
sean, that is awesome!
Sean - April 7, 2009, 10:19 pm
Thank you. And the spider got away. I love spiders. Just not those daddy long legs -- those bastards creep me out big time. Rather hold a freakin' turantula. Thanks again. Bye.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 10:04 pm
Brilliant.


INNOCENCE - was eradicated the moment when Jimmy realized another way to use his hands




NINJA - You're doing it "WRONG"!




FOR THOSE DARK COLD NIGHTS -


TAGS: florida hoodie
Rating: 4.81/5

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Oiler - February 2, 2013, 12:16 pm
Don't forget the Slurpee shaped handbag to disguise her valuables.
OmegaReaper - April 1, 2012, 4:49 pm
Probably..... but you should do it anyways xD
Greeny - March 29, 2012, 8:24 pm
this chilling humor is inversely proportional to age
Preacher Man - March 29, 2012, 5:12 pm
Am I going to Hell for laughing at this?


BACK IN THE DAY -


TAGS: fun childhood games imagination
Rating: 4.75/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:56 am
Would say 10 rounds of Jose Cuervo, but can only give 5, so 5 it is
ICEMAN - August 12, 2010, 10:37 pm
5 sh**s for the old days.


CHILDREN -


TAGS: kids child baby *** parenthood britney spears
Rating: 4.54/5

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Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:10 am
Beautiful poster. And I concur with everything after the comma. Before the comma, not so much. As for the tags, well they just creep me out big time.
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
LOL @ the tags... Take some notes guys. This is how it's done. 5L
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:29 am
It can be troublesome when you are married. Try explaining it to them when they catch you with the ex.
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 10:19 am
Amsome Aggy. I always like to just practice too!
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 9:13 am
@Bart: I think I'm offended. No hallways here!
rerun - April 1, 2010, 4:38 am

trying to relight the heat is harder that trying to relight wet charcoal in a grill.
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 2:01 am
I'm not sure how people have multiple kids, really. I mean, after an entire human being has passed through...how do you top that? lol jk 5/5
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 1:51 am
i concur, mr. cubby
Cubbybear - April 1, 2010, 1:24 am
It's fun making them though


PARENTHOOD - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.




MOTHERHOOD - Sometimes a little squeeze is all it takes.


TAGS: motherhood
Rating: 3.64/5

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culos - May 31, 2010, 9:17 am
So that's why I have 4 kids. I'll tell the wife not to squeeze anymore! Great advice! Thanks!


NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH - Due To The Increase In Copper Thefts I'd like to introduce you to the newest member of the Neighborhood Watch




MOTHERHOOD - The only good reason to make this face.




CHILDHOOD TRAUMA - it builds character


TAGS: character childhood trauma rnr
Rating: 2/5

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DADDY - August 18, 2008, 3:25 pm
good trauma


Master Of The Universe -


TAGS: childhood memories growing up change life
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - April 4, 2014, 1:46 am
LoL. :)
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:52 pm
I had a birthday card once with a similar pic saying if this doesn't kill us...mom will!
Greybeard - April 3, 2014, 7:36 am
Thank you. I really liked the foto. Reminds me of my childhood... :)
Reality Lord - April 3, 2014, 7:11 am

real nice. drop this over to motitwist as well. pretty sure they'd love this as well


MISERY -


TAGS: sad childhood
Rating: 4.69/5

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gas - April 10, 2012, 12:27 pm
agree! you should have keep it for the 12th of this calendar Igvernon
lgvernon - April 10, 2012, 10:55 am

Thank you!~
mariand - April 10, 2012, 3:02 am
nice one


TRADITION -


TAGS: fatherhood bonding love parenting blackout
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:33 pm
Thanks, all. I loved those walks.
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:42 pm
Superb.
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:48 pm
just gorgeous aggy
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:25 pm

5'd...fav'd and definate classic material.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 11:59 am
"I always thought my dad was superman until I found out he was just another drunk in a cape"--Dave Attel...5 L


MA WOULD BE SO PROUD -


TAGS: childhood trauma eharmony
Rating: 4.58/5

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Ragnar - May 10, 2012, 6:26 pm
HEY...I gotz one just like that :-)... we are "special"


FATHERHOOD - THE REALITY - "Oh, how I'm gonna embarrass her with this pic when she's 16..."




PARENTHOOD - The best years of your life


TAGS: parenthood children fail kissing
Rating: 4.26/5

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maoworks2 - November 29, 2011, 8:18 am
Great Stuff !
mariand - November 20, 2011, 1:00 pm
LOL... and the craziest, and the most funny!?


GRAND THEFT DREIDEL -


TAGS: hanukkah assignment numba 1 in the hood g
Rating: 3.89/5

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rerun - December 13, 2009, 10:25 am

as the resident jewish Mitifaker I give this 5 spinning driedels. Shalom
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:21 am
And if I catch any others doing it, they're getting hit, too. No reason for regulars to be 1Ling others across the board.
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:21 am
Not sure there's much that can be done. If I catch him in the middle of a 1L campaign again, he's getting banned. Not going to let him do this.
Produceman117 - December 13, 2009, 4:19 am
Not just one vote, though. I'm talking about all of them. Could be worse, though. This could be YouTube where there's no governing body at all.
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:18 am
I doubt it... one vote doesn't sink a poster.
Produceman117 - December 13, 2009, 4:17 am
Well then maybe I was mistaken before about the other thing... it almost makes it not worth spending time working on a poster.
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:15 am
He's hitting everyone with 1L's - just a punk.
Produceman117 - December 13, 2009, 4:13 am
Please tell me Aggy. I really, REALLY want to know.


WEIRD GANG SIGN - What hood you from?




SOUTH PARK - Whoops!!!!


TAGS: south park hood
Rating: 1.93/5

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pen-island - May 7, 2009, 4:28 pm
got a chuckle from it.
Fatty - December 10, 2008, 1:10 pm
BOOOO! You fail.


SENSIBILITY -




CHILDHOOD - When every day has some magic in it


TAGS: childhood
Rating: 4.15/5

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ROBIN HOOD - Just like Robin Hood but steals from the middle class to give to the undeserving


TAGS: robin hood
Rating: 2.79/5

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FTACHASER357 - February 14, 2009, 7:12 pm
HtD ... YOU know "exactly" WHAT I MEAN! Let the Revolution START! I am so READY (and ARMED) to start KILLING IDIOTS! :-)
HtD - February 14, 2009, 6:57 pm
You mean the next Civil War. I see what you did there with the all caps shooting. Hinting at the fact that there as been talks about presidential a**assination.
FTACHASER357 - February 14, 2009, 6:45 pm
I LOVE THIS POSTER! I can NOT wait for the next American Revolution! I can NOT wait for the SHOOTING to start! :-)
HtD - February 14, 2009, 6:38 pm
d***it. I want the gap between the upper class and the lower class to greatly widen. How is this ever going to happen now.
barockeva - November 24, 2008, 6:56 pm
People that make over 250k a year =/= middle class.
WTF - November 5, 2008, 3:27 am
Fail. You should not call him a Nazi Commie... 1) Call him a Nazi Jew instead. 2) Instead of saying he's Muslim, say he's Raelian (http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=12671) 3)???? 4) Profit!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 2, 2008, 8:39 am
So Obama is a nazi communist now? Where's Nick Rivers when we need him?


Ghetto Stroller -




SWEET CHILD O' MINE -


TAGS: dreams fantasy love childhood memory
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 6, 2013, 9:42 pm
Great music. To bad their ego's got in the way of their creativity. I was on the east-west German boarder from 85-89 during thier heyday.
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 11:46 am

This one takes me back to summer '87. 5Ls in the Paradise City


MOMMY DEAREST -




STAND BY ME -




HIDE AND SEEK -




MY BABYSITTER -


TAGS: childhood luck love herpes
Rating: 4.97/5

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rerun - November 24, 2010, 10:22 am

and she was what, 16? she knew what she was doing
suenero - November 24, 2010, 10:03 am
The law in my neck of the woods stated that kids had to be 13 to stay home alone. So I got to see her in her panties while I hit puberty. Lucky me.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 9:36 am

a babysitter at age 10? You must have been a bad kid
suenero - November 24, 2010, 9:15 am
Reminds me when I was 10, of my babysitter, who walked around in her panties because she thought I was too young to notice. She was so wrong. 5L's
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 8:45 am
5 Casbahs


HAPPINESS AND CYANIDE -




BACHELORHOOD -


TAGS: bachelorhood
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:20 pm
HEY! I thought there was no self pics allowed...5L for having the balls Steve...teehee


FATHER OF THE BRIDE -




GROWING PAINS -




CHILDHOOD - when protection meant wearing a helmet, war was only a card game and the only drug you knew was cough medicine.


TAGS: childhood
Rating: 4.58/5

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Sound - March 28, 2010, 3:55 pm
thanks, I'm still kinda new to this so its home-run or miss with me
LogicDude - March 15, 2010, 1:37 pm
Quick story about "protection": My son is playing Little League and has to wear a cup "So you won't get hurt son"...1st Baseman takes a line drive to the elbow and crumples...EVERY kid in the dugout asks, "Was he wearing his cup?" All the Dads LOL'd!!!
lesterinside - March 15, 2010, 10:52 am
Wow. Beautiful 5
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 10:04 am
Well Done! 5L
spacedog - March 14, 2010, 10:33 pm
Very nice Sound, 5Ls. I like the way you've maintained girls anonymity.


CHILDHOOD NIGHTMARES -




A FEW GOOD MEN -




THE BIGGEST LOSER -




ADULTHOOD - In a nutshell.




VIRTUAL REALITY -


TAGS: gamers childhood airplane imagination happiness
Rating: 4.14/5

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spacedog - August 2, 2010, 9:39 pm
HA! At least your not bragging about a wii, GS. 5Ls Aggy.
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 9:32 pm
pffft, my playstation is like my american express card...5L..never put on my pants with out it


PROCRASTINATION - Because when you wait 'till the last minute for a babysitter beggars can't be choosers


TAGS: this looks a lot like my childhood cat max and really hits me
Rating: 3.69/5

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Sean - January 24, 2010, 1:37 am
THE LEFTOVERS If you can't figure out how to open the fridge door, you might as well use them to frame the dog.
spacedog - January 23, 2010, 9:48 pm
Nice work CpnKangaroo.


CHILDHOOD -




CHILDHOOD DREAMS - ever since she was little she wanted to be a plant


TAGS: eyebrows plant childhood dreams
Rating: 1.82/5

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rerun - March 10, 2010, 8:35 pm

Hey Face, you know this chick?


Those Were The Days -


TAGS: childhood disorder
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 27, 2017, 12:17 pm
That's a point.
Silverheart - January 27, 2017, 8:29 am

Calling phases and moods disorders is a handy way to allow people to claim they're not at fault for their actions.
JesusWept - January 27, 2017, 4:14 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - January 27, 2017, 2:55 am
Excellent, UP yours


KILLING TIME -


TAGS: time cut childhood puppeteer talvitie
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - December 30, 2016, 10:58 am
This was an old one that was a victim of the Great Google purge. Someone please try to explain why. Yes, I do know scissors can be dangerous.
5150monkeylove - December 30, 2016, 10:58 am
This was an old one that was a victim of the Great Google purge. Someone please try to explain why. Yes, I do know scissors can be dangerous.
Reality Lord - December 29, 2016, 7:17 pm

nice
mizzdizz - December 29, 2016, 5:30 am
Excellent, 5150! Never lose your ability to have fun and laugh at fart jokes! ^!


SILENCE -


TAGS: childhood is fleeting
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 11:20 pm
More of a spicy alloy taste... if what I've heard from Naru is true.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 11:17 pm
The name Tartimaeus makes me sound like a wh***. And everyone knows that the Chinese taste of Soy sauce.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 11:13 pm
Really? Mine were always like a ramen seasoning packet.
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 11:08 pm
Besides Aggy everybody knows that Chinese kids taste like cat.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 11:07 pm
Ok, Tartimaeus.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 11:04 pm
Last I checked my word was plural...and spelled with "t." T!
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:55 pm
Come on, Bart... we all know you meant "boy"
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:38 pm
What? The only other good rhymes I could think of were "bled" or "fed" and the sentences that went with those were gross.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:33 pm
LOL TTH!!! (I think Bart has shared too much)
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:25 pm
Chinese toys taste like lead,
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 10:20 pm
My johnson has gone from flesh-tone to red.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:06 pm
Atop the slide, I'm getting head.


REFLECTION -


TAGS: childhood tree house
Rating: 4.84/5

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spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:27 pm
Wow that 5ting5.


BACK DOOR DELIVERY -


TAGS: tough childhood calendar birth ****tyassworld
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - April 13, 2012, 11:03 am
don't you love grandkids.. I got 4 myself.. but none on the immediate horizon
SteveFurlong - April 12, 2012, 11:17 pm
Back-door delivery is possible with back-door fertilization. Or are you telling me a hundred pr** flicks are doing something wrong?
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 8:35 pm
All a pleasure. Your grandkid? That is just awesome, just to think in a few years you can show them this pic :)
Greeny - April 12, 2012, 8:33 pm
Thanks - and that's grandbaby #5 in the oven there...
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:39 pm
I've been waiting for this one to come out so I can give it a 5L Greeny, excellent job


DIVORCE -


TAGS: start up left down childhood
Rating: 4.6/5

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Bovee - August 2, 2010, 3:26 pm
face it she'd take all that **** to.
spacedog - July 26, 2010, 8:41 pm
You don't bring me flowers...anymore. 5L


OBJECTION -


TAGS: divorce marriage stepmom childhood bikini
Rating: 4.58/5

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Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:49 am
Amsome aggy!
forseti - July 20, 2010, 9:12 am
tagged with "bikini"?? lol
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 1:03 am
Kept freezing up, too.
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 12:48 am
The Ex-Box was loose and stretch out anyways
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:41 am
And she has a PS#, beause daddy got rid of the ex-box.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:41 am
LOL!!!
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 12:40 am
Sit down! New Mommy is younger and can play with you more
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 12:26 am

omg....nice


SECURITY -


TAGS: trading liberty for falsehood
Rating: 4.31/5

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maoworks2 - April 28, 2012, 8:35 am
Home Sweet Home !


SERIOUSLY -


TAGS: it was the last year i was allowed to host the neighborhood bbq
Rating: 3.52/5

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BoneCD - November 17, 2009, 10:54 pm
as opposed to the bubble gum stuff
CANADA - November 17, 2009, 10:52 pm
I bet that would cause a burn!


EPIPHANY - That unexpected moment when unheeded advice meets first-hand experience




OH DAMN - Celebrtiy Endorsment In it's best way


TAGS: world of warcraft c hood mr t ozzy osbourne verne troyer william shatner fail j******t
Rating: 2.11/5

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Kaarox - October 9, 2009, 5:02 pm
Epic neck pieces, they all have one.
Flea - April 26, 2009, 1:00 am
You forgot Vic Mignogna


And Dad was a hero not a human -


TAGS: childhood zusak
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 9, 2013, 8:35 am
Psst, Missy, I believe you and I may possibly have missed the point of Airman’s fine poster. (It was a beach towel, thank you very much...man try to create a legend around here)
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:18 am
Mr. Gary neglects to mention the towel was a facecloth.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:17 am
5L and a thanks for giving me the chance to "poke" fun at GaryO.
GaryO - August 8, 2013, 8:51 am
Yup, like it was yesterday. I too could hold the towel just like that.
Reality Lord - August 8, 2013, 7:28 am

your first flight...i a**ume?
Greeny - August 7, 2013, 10:37 pm
I miss those days - heck, my kids miss those days. Truly demotivational. 5L


be a kid as long as you can -


TAGS: childhood adulthood joehill
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - April 29, 2014, 6:11 am
...where do I submit my resignation from adulthood, anyway? 5'd and faved.


CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: time distance childhood memories irony
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 12, 2014, 5:46 pm

Soitenly!
MissPriss - October 12, 2014, 1:02 pm
Shivers too?


True Love -


TAGS: love guarantees forever falsehoods elderly
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 23, 2013, 5:57 pm
Nah, I was cutting onions. In a dusty room. With a chainsaw that was burning oil. During allergy season. (5L BTW)
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:53 pm
Okay, you did the near impossible...I have no smartass reply! Thanks Mr. Gary
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:51 pm
Thank you dawg. Next time you're digging for nuggets, might consider flinging the boogers AWAY from your eyes hun.
GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:38 am
Ruby? Told ya not to take yer love to town.
spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:14 pm
Dang, I got something in my eye. Very well done, Miss P.


the cake is a lie -


TAGS: childhood portal cake day
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 7, 2014, 1:38 am
Ponies apparently...5L freakin' ponies!
Greeny - July 6, 2014, 11:03 pm
*sniff* beautiful
Greybeard - July 6, 2014, 10:21 pm
Awsome like always. :)


Opposition -


TAGS: caroling calendar neighborhood stroll
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2013, 11:53 am
The caption is timeless on this picture, Greeny. 5L


childhood memories -




DELUSIONS OF COOL -


TAGS: rebel saggy style sidestep adulthood
Rating: 4.86/5

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falloutghoul - December 25, 2012, 7:24 pm
Looks like he needs to tighten his belt.


i saw mommy kissing santa claus -


TAGS: christmas infidelity childhood shattered
Rating: 4.85/5

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maoworks2 - December 21, 2013, 12:46 pm
Great Stuff, A You Can't Have You're Childhood Back 5L.
GaryO - December 21, 2013, 9:41 am
BAM! Solid gold.
rerun - December 21, 2013, 8:49 am

Excellent, not what I expected as I scrolled down.


Im So Hood -


TAGS: hood
Rating: 4.83/5

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IN THE DOG HOUSE -


TAGS: divorce childhood dogs
Rating: 4.81/5

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Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 3:11 pm
5L aggy
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:32 am
LOL, Ice! Side-effects include sweating, salivating, urination, and minor irritation due to insistance on getting breakfast.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:29 am
It was.
Bartimaeus - September 7, 2010, 1:20 am
I thought the second "new" was part of the joke, suggesting she had multiple beaus. Still a 5/5
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 1:18 am
Anyway, I'm not a doctor but I do play one on TV. I have a remedy for your cold. I recommend mouth to twat resuscitation & vigorous chest massage. It may not cure your sniffles but, who cares?
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:11 am
Oh.... right.... wink wink
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 1:05 am
Hey, I just told you I heard.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:04 am
You were perfecting deep-drilling plugs long before BP ever needed them.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:04 am
Heard of it? You were my number one customer!
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 1:03 am
Yeah, I heard about that Cottontail Ranch thing.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:01 am
detail - I suck!
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:56 am
And attention to poster datail, apparently.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:51 am
Great.... I'm directly connected to another slide in employment.
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:40 am
Rumor has it that the brewery may have to temporarily shut down.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:28 am
I'm guessing the entire west-coast Guinness distributor is going belly-up
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:22 am
Meanwhile the local Vegas liquor distributor is going broke.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:15 am
I'm almost feeling better... sniffles almost gone. I'd say one more week.
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:13 am
You really do need a drink.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:12 am
Indeed... thatks, Ice.
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:11 am
Nyuk, nyuk.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:06 am
new new? Dammit... I've gotta stop making motifakes when I'm sober.


THE BIG TOP -


TAGS: circus childhood carnival memories
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's the side tent where the "other" show is... with the donkey and the 42 year old mexican woman. And a garden hose.
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 11:27 pm
That rectangular tent is kind of suggestive though... I kid, I kid. 5L
thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
No t*** = amsome
Chompers - August 9, 2010, 10:20 pm
yes, yes, entertain...... That's what I'm doing.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:58 pm
LMAO! I can't make this stuff up out of thin air!
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:56 pm
Mooo's been talking in his sleep again, hasn't he...5L


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